Your primary’s going long, man, Hillary needs to go
Everyone asks her please but she still says NO!
You thought you dodged a scandal but it just didn’t work
Cuz your preacher preaches crap like he’s some kinda jerk.
You Gotta Fight…Pastor Wright…For Your PARTY!
PMW awards the Least Gracious Idiot prize to the Wrong Reverend Jeremiah Wright. After Obama kindly put up with his crazy rants, he has continued to make controversial statements. Hopefully, this will help Obama, as it diversifies Rev. Wright’s Greatest Hits, which previously included such gems as “G.D. America” (apparently he’s still learning the Ten Commandments) and “Louis Farrakhan epitomizes greatness” (apparently he is bat-shit insane). While he recently showed a softer side, a sense of humor, and some reasonable beliefs, he also saw fit to reemphasize his belief that the government created AIDS to kill black people.
So this forced Obama to cut this wacko loose. If he’s lucky, it gives him the one-two punch of initially showing gutsy compassion for his pastor in a time of need, but ultimately demonstrating that he will only tolerate so much and is not a pushover. If he’s unlucky, he takes on the Flip Flopper Label. If you know your political chemistry, you know that Elitism + Flipping ---> John Kerry. This perfect storm would destroy him.
What will happen to Obama? Will Wright ever shut up? Will people care? Tune in next week for the answer and for the sequel, which covers John McCain’s campaign: “No Sleep Till the Cameras Turn Off.”
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