It’s just a Dunkin Donuts commercial. It’s just a scarf. What problem could Michelle Malkin possibly have with it? Apparently, it’s a terrorist scarf! Riiiiiiiiiight. Malkin is just jealous because Rachael Ray indulges in a donut every once in awhile and cooks herself good food, which gives her that voluptuous figure, while Malkin is a shriveled, anorexic failure (I rarely stoop so low, but I'm sorry, this time it's necessary, just this once).
Now, as I’ve said before, I live in Chicago. This may blow over in other places, but not here. First of all, Chicagoans love their Dunkin Donuts over here. No Starbucks for them, thank you very much (they don’t know anything about coffee, but that’s okay). Even messing with a commercial for Dunkin Donuts puts her on Chicago’s Shit List. Malkin better stay out of the Windy City (also the winds would blow her away). Speaking of which, Chicagoans don’t care for skinny people either. This is not L.A. We have 2 Dunkin Donuts, an ice cream shop, and five steakhouses for every gym. Not too mention how liberal Chicago is. When some skinny conservative gets in the way of a buxom cook selling donuts, Mayor Daley gets ready to pardon anyone that assaults her. So, stay outta Chicago, Malkin. Stay out of our donut-eating terrorist-scarf community!
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