Saturday, March 28, 2009

The Waco Kid v. Motley Fool v. Jon Stewart v. Jim Cramer


The interwebs are buzzing with different takes on the Jon Stewart-Jim Cramer Cable TV Smackdown. Legendary MSM basher Eric Alterman argues that Jon Stewart (single-handed killer of Crossfire) and Steven Colbert (White House Correspondents Dinner) are two of the most influential and important figures in political media, and this makes a third victory for the forces of reason over the idiocy of the MSM.
“Stewart and Colbert have done yeoman work for the rest of us by exposing the thoughtlessness of the punditocracy's perpetual-motion machine, which spins itself silly powered only by hot air.”
Tim Hanson at financial blog Motley Fool dismisses the interview as amateur hackery and accuses Stewart of insinuating that long-term investing doesn't work. He continues:

“Rather than be angry, let's recognize that the stock market, like most human endeavors, is flawed. There will be disasters and blow-ups from time to time, just as there will be bubbles. Let's use this as an opportunity to educate more Americans about how to take control of their finances and ignore the market's manic day-to-day movements. The solution is not to scare Americans into thinking the stock market is some Ponzi scheme controlled by immoral cretins that can never work for them.”

Money issues are not my area of expertise, but I did watch the interview twice, so here goes.

In no way did Jon Stewart say long-term investing does not work. No sane person would say that. He basically said just what the author says: "let's recognize that the stock market, like most human endeavors, is flawed." Stewart also said, "If it's too good to be true, it probably is." Stewart was mostly talking about the financial schemes where they tell you you'll get rich quick, not long term investing. They were talking about his mother who is 75, so there's not much long-term investing there.

Stewart is angry, and the author is right that anger is counterproductive, but a lot of Cramer's comments made it really sound like people behind the scenes knew this stuff was risky and passed it off as easy money, which would obviously make people angry, whether you think it's their own fault or not. Jon Stewart's original argument, that he harped on all week before the interview, was that Santelli is a fucking idiot (which the author admits) and that CNBC "is not good at hard-hitting reporting" (which the author admits).

At a certain point, it's true that it's counterproductive for Stewart to be overly pessimistic about the market. The difference is Jon Stewart is just a comedian and more people care about what CNBC says about the market. So I think it's totally unfair to say Stewart is "scaring Americans into thinking the stock market is some Ponzi scheme," especially when he's having less affect than CNBC. It's also unfair to scold Stewart for being overly pessimistic while giving CNBC a pass for being overly optimistic, especially when way more people care what CNBC says about the market.

Ultimately, this was all for show. Cramer is just an entertainer too, and the whole thing was about ratings. I think it was more substantive than most news only because so much of the news focuses on gossip and stories like "Obama disparaged the Special Olympics" or "John McCain misspoke today." So, it's fair to say Stewart got too angry. But his main argument was the CNBC was giving bad advice, has silly promos like "In Cramer We Trust," and Santelli sounded like an idiot. It's fair to say the argument was trivial, but I disagree that it was counterproductive.

Finally, he was really hard on Cramer, and this recession is not Cramer’s fault, but Stewart did make it clear multiple times that Cramer is kind of a scapegoat and this “feud” between them was manufactured by the media.

Friday, March 20, 2009

IT’S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD

The headline is not a reference to Mad Money or its host, Jim Cramer, who is currently recovering from John Stewart’s righteous-but-justified-pummeling of him last week. It is more a reference to the fact that we are in a Repression and everyone’s yelling and no one seems to have a single valuable idea that I’ve heard. (aside from the PMW Staff and sometimes John Stewart. Murdock, time to post your ideas for tax reform!) No one else seems to have anything important to say, but everyone keeps talking.

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? What is the world coming to when the most reasonable person in the public debate is GEORGE W. BUSH???



Slate’s Dhalia Lithwick explains the stupidity of Meghan McCain and Ann Coulter’s political catfight. Political discourse becomes a Coors Lite commercial! (Can we AT LEAST replace Ann Coulter with Sarah Palin? Much hotter!).

Meanwhile Michael Steele called out Rush Limbaugh, then apologized. WTF? Are the Republicans even trying? Have they given up? Grab some Libertarian economists. Bring out Mike Huckabee with a Republican-who-actually-gives-a-shit-about-working-people plan. DO SOMETHING! Jeez...

So far, the best they’ve come up with is Rep. Connie Mack, from the anti-bailout wing of the GOP. He is demanding that Geithner resign or Obama fire him (and his colleage Chuck Grassley wants AIG execs to either resign or kill themselves!!!) Seriously? Geithner was confirmed less than two months ago! Did you think he would turn things around in two months? Is it his fault that Asshole International Group wasted the bailout the money on wild parties and bonuses? Geithner hasn’t been impressive, but he’s pretty much done what you'd expect someone to do in the first two months of a four year job: NOT MUCH. Frankly, he has not done enough for anyone to assess his job performance in any way.

There’s a reason Obama has consistently had a 60% or so approval rating. It’s not because 60% of America is liberal. It’s because it’s too early to say. For all the crap I give the American public, they are actually smart enough to know that no one really knows anything at this point. All I know is the Democrats are in power, the public is being both smart and fair and Republican political strategy is a hopelessly failure. What’s the world coming to?

Sunday, March 15, 2009

ADMIN UPDATE: Sham-less Self-Promotion

Greetings PMW Nation

Things have been a little crazy over here. Our bailout from ShamWOW fell through. I guess you should not trust a product that has the word SHAM in it. The Waco Kid has fallen off the face of the Earth, apparently mired in academic tribulations. We have received word that Goofers has been away on business much of the time, and is so busy that he has barely had time to attend to his vast gun collection. He hopes to make his umpteenth comeback before too long (kudos to anyone who knows the word umpteenth).

We want to recognize the great work of Lance Murdock, who has helped us keep up our posting rate. Also, special thanks to Resident Mathematician Nick for catching our epic math mistake (so many zeroes to keep track of with the stimulus!). The Waco Kid is hanging his head in shame as both his hope of Howard Dean and prediction of Bill Bradley for HHS failed. Turns out Gov. Kathleen Sebelius (D-Obama VP Short List/Kansas) will have that job. Finally, Waco and Murdock have concluded their Blago coverage. There may be a concluding post, but Blago's simply a train wreck and there’s little else to say.

Thanks to all our great readers. Also, thanks to LeVar and Friends in the comment section. You guys are great. As always, send us your guest posts. Even funny pictures or anything. This is a community process, we share everything but the profits! (Still none yet).

One more thing, anyone who has not seen Jon Stewart’s week of tearing CNBC a new one, and his climactic interview with Jim Cramer (who was a humble and fair in the role of Wall Street and CNBC’s fall guy), find it on the interwebs and watch it out now! YouTube or comedycentral.com surely has it.

Cheers for Beers

PMW Staff