Where in the World is Edward Snowden?

All these people want to know: Where in the World is Edward Snowden?

Alright, gumshoes. We're gonna find Edward Snowden and send him to Guantanamo Bay to rot behind bars with that illegal alien Carmen Sandiego. We know he's flown through Hong Kong and Moscow.

His Last Known Whereabouts: Ecuador, which is Spanish for Harboring Traitors. Snowden has revealed US secrets and has also drained the Amazon River and whisked the water away. The first contestant to catch Snowden will receive 50,000 Acme Crimebucks. Good hunting.