My Fellow AmericansToday, we stand on the brink of oblivion. Washington has failed to act to save our country from financial breakdown. You, the American people, made your position clear. You wanted the government to act, for once, to help you, the people, and not the corporations and special interests. Too often, they stand by and do nothing, or else give handouts to fat cats while you, the hard working people of America, are left for dead. It’s wrong.
You wanted a bailout, but you did not want a plan that spent $700 billion of your money. This mess is not your fault, so why should you pay your tax dollars to fix it? You asked congress to pass a bailout bill that cost you little or nothing. Congress failed you. McCain failed you. Obama failed you. But there is one last hope for America.
I stand before you today declaring my Presidency for the United States. I will stop this crisis without costing you a dime. I humbly ask for your support.
Copperfield-Blaine 2008
A Magical Opportunity for a Country in Need
8 comments:
LeVar
Where is Q when you need him? Could you summon him to stop this crisis?
Red Alert!
Waco, your site is being taken over by nerds!
With all due respect, we like to think of ourselves as intelligent, fun loving... what is a word from your century.... "cool" people. The future dictionary states that Nerds are a small delicious candy that comes in a variety of flavors. That certainly does not describe me very well.
Colm,
I don't believe John de Lancie is a regular commenter on PMW, but I'll see if I can drop him a line on Facebook to join us.
As an aside: Does Miles have any relation to another certain O'Brien? Specifically, um, Soledad.
LeVar
Uhhh...they had relations.
Shezam! Really? Do they still talk?
I believe they have migrated to a region you call "South America" not to long ago. Colm, I thought we revoked your computer privileges after a certain "incident" with your wife that you decided to broadcast all over the ship? I suppose you shouldn't feel too bad, unlike LeVar, at least you can make videos of that nature. Due to the fact that I am supposed to use this space to talk about something political, let me add that Sarah Palin is a tool. That is all
That was a low blow, Riker. I could make a few candid observations about Troy, but I'm taking the moral high ground here. Sort of like Obama.
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