Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Geriatric America: How old is too old to vote?


If there is one demographic of Americans that gets off scott free the day after election season it's America's seniors. God knows, they won't be around long enough to to see the chaos and insanity wrought on us all when our new elected officially manages to build up a full head of steam.
PMW would like to urge all individuals who have reached the average life expectancy (77 years in men, 83 years in women) to please, PLEASE stop voting. We all have to deal with your horrible mistakes when you're dead and forgotten.



"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the oposite direction." --George Carlin


[On a side note, if John McCain is reading this right now, please don't bother to continue your run for president. Hand off the reigns to Huckabee or Guilliani. We're all pretty sure you won't make it to next christmas - God Bless]

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