Sunday, September 14, 2008

Hurricane Sarah Ravages Election

Hurricane Ike hit the Gulf Coast recently and thank God it hasn’t been as bad as Katrina. The death toll was only 15 on Sunday, but some parts of Texas were hit hard by Ike. FEMA has designated these areas as Tina Zones. (Too soon?)

Courage Under Fire: After Sarah Barracuda and Rudy the Hegemony of Failure mocked Obama’s community organizing, Newt Gingrich was quoted as saying Obama just “wandered around the South Side of Chicago” as a community organizer. Honestly, that’s almost as dangerous as fighting in Vietnam. I sure as hell don’t wander around the South Side.

Since September, 130,000 women across the country have become WASPs!

McBAMA: Hey, It Could Happen
No, I’m not saying they’ll run together, but this election will be close. I was thinking there could be recounts in Ohio, although McCain is pulling away there at the moment (Aggregate poll data here). Colorado could be razor thin, as well as Nevada, and possibly even blue-leaning Michigan. Obama is behind McCain in national polls, but he still looks likely to win Michigan, Colorado, and New Mexico. If this trend continues and I think it will…well I’ll just make a prediction.

John McCain will win the presidential election…in the way Gore did. Obama will win the Electoral College and not the popular vote. The GOP will cry injustice, while still maintaining that Gore was a sore loser. A lawsuit could drag it out for months (and God knows what Bush and Cheney would do, stay on the side lines or invoke some creepy executive power, per usual). One can only hope it would lead to the destruction of the Godforsaken Electoral College. (“That shit is so antiquated,” as a friend of mine once said)

***UPDATE
Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton, together at last! lol

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

McCain could win, but election officials have fixed the college so we don't see a repeat of '00. Or so I heard.

Hey Waco, you watch episode #317 lately? Troy is looking pretty hot.

-LeVar