Friday, October 10, 2008

PMW NEWS FLASH: Sudden Blow to McCain

This just in: Senator John McCain (D-AZ) has suffered a serious blow to his campaign from Senator Barack Obama. It appears McCain was Rick Roll’d by Obama! Some are saying he was Barack Roll’d. Regardless, it caught the McCain campaign offguard. Obama spokesman David Axelrod called it the campaign's “greatest accomplishment,” and a McCain spokesman admitted they would need to “respond strongly” in order to recover. CNN reported this one the “game changer” Obama needed and it could put McCain away.

The footage is here.

Also, here’s a gigantic OOPS in Upstate New York. Uhh, it was a typo. You know the “B” and “S” keys are so close on the keyboard. I don’t know whether I’m offended or simply stunned that someone was dumb enough to let this happen. Someone should be fired for utter incompetence!

If you thought things couldn’t get worse for McCain, you might have been wrong. A Troopergate report will soon be released from Alaska and some believe it could sink Palin. (Frankly, I think it’s nothing a wink and a beautiful smile can’t take care of, but you never know).

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Waco, don't count out that the typo could have resulted from a remote transmission. On the TR-890 tricorder I use, the touch-pad renders such a mistake relatively easy.

Nice montage of Obama's speeches. Clearly its maker is a veteran of the power hour arts. Speaking of sophomoric booze marathons, Riker has yet to respond to my challenge. What's the matter, commander? Afraid of taking the bridge with a wee bit of hangover?

LeVar

The Waco Kid said...

Yeah, that's probably what happened.