Wednesday, November 5, 2008

99 PROBLEMS BUT MCCAIN AIN’T ONE

PMW received the following statement from President-Elect Obama at 1:00 CT.














I got al Qaeda and other foes that nobody knows
And the insurgency in Iraq ain’t in its last throes
People wanna make sure their mortgage ain't foreclosed
Global warming’s melting the ice at the North Pole
Media critics say I got an elitist pose
I’m from the South Side, bitch, what type of facts are those
I coulda gone white collar if I had chose
Instead of community organizing for people without dough
I don’t know what you take me as
Or understand all the challenges Obama has
I’m from hopes to votes, cynics, I ain’t dumb
I got 99 problems but McCain ain’t one
Hit me!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clever semantically, but your flow is silly. Don't even try to rap this out loud, Waco.

Anonymous said...

I was amused. Well done, Waco.

LeVar

PS. Because I was amused, I did not try to relate my comments to Star Trek.