PMW NEWS FLASH: Hippie Liberal Whiners

First of all, it's time to discuss a word: Recession. Don't let it overwhelm you. Sometimes it helps to understand a word if we break it down! Let's do that, shall we? Recess-ion: Think of it as recess. You get a break from work (could be a long one!). That bully that burned you in the past is gone, but you know he’s coming back one day (high gas prices?). And if we hit a Depression, think of it as…just being depressed? Bread lines are a great place to meet people...

Also, last week was the ex-president luncheon. It was funny to see them all together with Obama, who’s riding high from his recent election and high approval ratings. Clinton was a successful president, sort of. He at least got reelected. Now, Carter and Bush…did not, so they’re clearly failures as presidents. Could you be any more of a failure than that? Oh, look, it’s W!

Finally, to our main story. I want to talk about a hippie liberal whiner. This woman blames the struggles in her life on other people, rather than accepting responsibility for her standing in life. She is complaining that the media is sexist (even well after elections) and feels that she was held back based on her gender. Who is this radical feminist?

Yes, she’s STILL complaining about sexism in the media ruining the election for her as the Right attempts to recruit her for a 2012 run. I guess she must be a feminist infiltrating the Right and trying to get them to care about sexism. Still, I would not expect this from an Alaskan pioneer Maverick Republican such as herself. What happened to the party of “too bad,” “tough shit,” and “stop whining.” Can we please get Schwarzenegger to tell her to shut up? Just sayin'.