Today, PMW has received its first prestigious guest post from NBC’s Gene Shalit. He is known as one of the punniest move critics in the nation and he rocks that crazy handlebar mustache.
This general election was set up to be No Country for Old Men. McCain had no chance. But now the primaries are getting ugly and after this Philadelphia Story, let me tell you, There Will Be Blood.
Hillary is hoping to survive until the Colorado convention, where she and the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels who advise her will try to steal the nomination. Obama’s candidacy could go from the Man Who Would Be King to Things to do in Denver When You’re Dead.
Mr. Shalit went on like this, but we decided to cut him off here. His became progressively less funny until he started actually reviewing movies that recently came out.
Barack Obama may want to forget Hillary Clinton, but no one will be Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This movie is hilarious! I have a handlebar mustache!
We attempted to salvage his post by steering him toward political movies. He had no puns for us, but he shared a few interesting thoughts. He loved the movie SiCKO, saying Michael Moore made him feel thin. He then apologized for the poor quality of his post, as politics is "not his thing," but he was the best celebrity PMW could get.
No comments:
Post a Comment