Admin Update V: We shall fight no more FOREVER

Today, tragedy has fallen upon Political Mouthwash staffers. This morning at precisely 9:53 Eastern Standard time, in the Year of our Lord (Jesus H. Christ, D-Heaven) Two Thousand and Ought Seven, our beloved friend and good fellow "The Waco Kid" was tragically gunned down in the mean streets of Chicago, by a band of wild terrorists hellbent on causing political instability and emotional distress for the many millions of readers who frequent this fine political mouthpiece. This violent and senseless act has still not settled in on the vast majority of America, but this tragic assassination will undoubtedly be remembered among the throws of other "greats" who were mercilessly gunned down in the prime of their lives. Those individuals include but are not limited to:

Jesus H. Christ (D-Heaven), Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy (President, D-Mass), Malcolm X, Medgar Evars, John Lennon (D-The Beatles).

Today "Waco Kid", our heart goes out to your heavenly soul in it's non-corporeal form. We wish you the best, and understand that your loss is the unfortunate byproduct of a free society. In order to honor your memory there will be a moment of silence at precisely 10:00pm eastern standard time for no more and no less than 1 minute. To further honor the memory of "The Kid" all PMW employees will limit their viewing of online pornographic material to 45 minutes (absolutely no one shall be permitted to "finish"...The Waco Kid can see us all now, and we should at least give him one day of respect!)

Finally, as a show of respect to the last will and testament of The Waco Kid, world leaders have been pouring in their kind respects. Posted are just a few of those excerpts which we have received.

George Bush (Worst President, R-Texas): Gosh, I can't say that I'm sorry to see the Waco kid's writing gone. He was so witty and his word play was sooo biting. He was a real thorn in the side of all Republicans, but I must say, He had great taste in food. See, we both love tacos. Tacos rule :) I'll miss you Waco Kid *tear*



Three Six Mafia (Greatest Fictional President(s)): Awwww shit, damn kid had to get got by some terrorists. Well shit, the game is what it is. We lost a brave soldier today, so it's time to do how a man do, and take this to the bin Laden bitches. Right after we finish kicking some ass in Iraq, and fixing Katrina, and the power vacuum in Afghanistan, and the economy, and the energy crisis, and then we smoke these blunts.....light them trees!......STAY HIGH Till I DIE!!!!! ...once that's all done, WATCH OUT BIN LADEN!

Hillary Clinton (Whiny Bitch, D-New York): The tragic death of The Wacky Kid is another great example of why I am the only choice for democratic nominee in 2008. I'm ready to lead on day one and kill the terrorists. When that red phone rings, and Al Qaeda have crucified and publicly sodomized up your new born babies and cuddly pets I'll be there to smoke them out with the full might of the United States Army. I'm no stranger to war, just take a look at my video from Bosnia!

Aunt Jemima (Racist Marketing Pawn): The Waco Kid was a tireless champion for the poor and underclass of America. He was almost as effective at turning wealthy white folks (who run America) on to Barack Obama as I was at selling pancakes to them! Honestly child, have you tried these pancakes? Take a bite while I sing an old plantation song for you and dance a jig!

Anyways, The Waco Kid is dead today. Of course it is becoming nearly impossible to write these blogs with him dead and gone. Many have pointed out that stopping Political Mouthwash would be just what the terrorists wanted, and of course the obligatory "You can't let the terrorists win". Well fuck that, the terrorists win. As of April 1st 2008 PMW is no more. GOOD DAY!