The silver-tongued car salesman known the world over as Barack Hussein Obama is looking to change his campaign strategy. Recognizing that race baiting isn’t going to pay off (ambulance chasers Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton aside, akin to novelty mid-carders Cryme Tyme), Obama plans to begin emulating the other most electrifying African American in entertainment today. Of course I’m talking about The Rock. Since Dwayne Johnson isn’t wrestling anymore, Barack has been hard at work modifying The Brahma Bull’s classic delivery.
Just imagine the millions… and millions, of Ba Rack’s fans chanting his name, as that rooty poo candy ass John Edwards stands by as his running mate, playing the role of Mick Foley (the slightly less popular Every Man’s Man). Edwards really strikes me more like Dusty Rhodes though. Both come from blue collar families; son of a plumber and shit like that. Both are fighting for the workin’ man. Both live by the phrase “That’s hard times, daddy!” Both have a slight lisp. Both are big draws in the south and nowhere else.
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