Richardson Overqualified for Presidency

Today Bill Richardson, Governor of New Mexico and former Everything, dropped his bid for the Democratic Nomination. Despite the fact that his resume is longer than his belt, he could not seem to attract the money or votes necessary to do well in Iowa or New Hampshire. According his pollsters, as well as Hispanicdotal evidence, he would not be able to win votes in Nevada, a state with many Latinos, or any of the remaining states before Super Tuesday. Richardson, also a freelance diplomat, will return to New Mexico to finish his term as governor and attempt to negotiate a ceasefire between border jumpers and angry Minutemen. His exit from the race proves the only thing voters care less about than experience is Bill Richardson.

I’m gonna miss him…